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Monday, March 26, 2012

todays thought,todays laugh

Can You See Me?
A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown when she said, "Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"
Our good samaritan replied, "Just a minute."
He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you just fine!"


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Learning From Marriage
At the banquet of their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife"?
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!"

todays thought


While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.~John Taylor
Is it so bad to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood. And Socrates and Jesus and Luther and Copernicus and Galileo and Newton and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The body says what words cannot.~Martha Graham

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