today,s laugh
Locked Car
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left, a little more to the right!"
today,s thought
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
~Albert Einstein
~Albert Einstein
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
~Henry David Thoreau
~Henry David Thoreau
At the moment, you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand and you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
~Lily Tomlin
~Lily Tomlin
Huh?
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord, my good man"?
Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work, the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."
"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian"?
With the same amount of interest as his previous answer, the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be looking for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."
The young, determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost"?
"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.
"Are you prepared for the resurrection"? the frustrated preacher asked.
This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When is it gonna be"?
Thinking he had accomplished something, the young preacher replied, "It could be today, tomorrow or the next day."
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days."
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