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From: Steve <steve@worldstart.com>
Date: Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 3:59 AM
Subject: Just For Grins 02/29/2012
To: nissang1972@gmail.com



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Today's Joke

Every Hour, 240 Homes Are Burglarized!

You Have Two Options: Protect Your Home or Become a Statistic...


DON'T LET CRIMINALS WIN: PROTECT THAT HOUSE!


We've Got the PERFECT Home Alarm!

Infrared Motion Sensor Precision - Set it & Walk Away!

105 DECIBELS - ENOUGH TO ALERT THE WHOLE STREET!

Comes With a Wall Mount and TWO Remote Controllers...


YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE VIDEO DEMO BELOW!

http://imgsrv.worldstart.com/ct-images/7676-video.jpg


Do NOT be a Statistic...

Let's be honest: it's a scary time to be alive.  With a poor economy and an underlying sense of financial desperation, people are turning to drastic measures to make ends meet.  That means that more and more people are turning to crime, and the numbers are staggering.  Yes, it's sad.  But that doesn't mean they deserve what's rightfully yours!

A recent study found that in America, there's a home invasion every 14 seconds.  Think about that - that's more than 4 per minute; 240 per hour!  That's insane.  That's frightening! Your home is your safe haven.  It's where you and your loved ones sleep.  It NEEDS protection.  

If you're ready to do something about it, read on.  We've got the PERFECT home alarm system that gives you ultimate protection WITHOUT breaking the bank!


Keep That House...on LOCKDOWN!

Home break-ins happen by the million.  It's absurd AND ignorant to think that it can't happen to you.  When it comes to this type of crime, EVERYONE is at risk - whether you live in a house or an apartment.

No matter what neighborhood you live in, no matter how secluded and safe you may think you are...unfortunately YOU'RE NOT!


Enough of this crazy, scary talk.  You get it.  A home alarm system is something that's likely been in the back of your head for a long time.  Ready to take action?  Check this out!

Dependable.  Loud.  PERFECT!

With it's infrared, motion-sensor technology, simple-to-use remotes and ear-piercing alarm, this one is perfect for homes of all sizes.

105 Decibel Sound - That's REALLY Loud!

No matter where you're at - from dead asleep in an upstairs bedroom to blaring music down in the basement - you can rest assured that if someone happens to set this thing off, you'll know...along with everyone else on your street!
Read on for a description of how this simple but oh-so-effective alarm system can protect your family, your possessions, your home and yourself from the ugly face of home break-ins.  And don't forget to check out Steve's video demonstration!
Cutting Edge Technology - Simple to Use!
One of the best features about this alarm is how simple it is to set up and use.  There's no wiring, no third-party companies, no signs.  Just pure, ear-piercing protection.  Read on to see how easy this is to set up and operate.
It's Motion Sensored with Infrared Technology.  That means that it picks up movement after it's been set, and once it does, you'll know.  Trust me.  And it's so easy to use - check this out.

Mount it: As you can see in the video, this comes with a wall mount. It's meant to be placed near your door, or any path you think a burglar might cross.  It consists of two plastic drywall anchors and two screws.  That's it.  Once mounted, you simply slide the alarm into place and it sits securely.
Set it: Take the included remote, push the "arm" button, and walk away!  You have 18 seconds to get out of it's path, and then it's totally set and ready to alarm you should anyone set it off.  Not just you - the entire street! 



In the Morning: So once you're ready to deactivate the alarm, all you have to do is push the button on the remote.  Then it's off, eagerly waiting for you to set it again come night fall so it can continue protecting your home!

Again, with an ear-piercing 105 Decibel Alarm sound, it's going to get EVERYBODY'S attention and send the crook runnin' for his mommy!
This PATHETIC Excuse for a Human WILL Flee Your Property!

Just look at him...he's a complete coward! Anyone willing to break into another persons home for their own benefit is scum.  Unfortunately, it's becoming a common problem with each passing day. The problem is, you can't count on the police to get to your home in a timely manner...
You need something INSTANT.  Something loud enough to alert anyone within earshot that something's wrong.  Something that'll make cowards like this flee your property immediately and empty-handed.  This is it!

Watch The Video Demo: Steve Drops Some Knowledge!
http://imgsrv.worldstart.com/ct-images/7676-video.jpg

Home Security is PRICELESS.  This Alarm is AFFORDABLE!

Today, we're selling this awesome home security alarm for just $18.97 with FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED! You CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON SAFETY...but this alarm system makes it easy to do when it's this inexpensive without monthly fees! Get yours today!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7676

PS: We know how important your safety is, but you need to hurry to catch this deal! Our stock is limited and this is certain to sell a ton! Get your now and DON'T be a statistic!

Today's Joke

Here's Your Diploma
A grandmother was pushing her grandchild around Wal-Mart in a buggy.
Each time she put something in the basket, she would say, "And here's something for you, Diploma" or, "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma" and so on.
Eventually, a bewildered shopper who had heard all this, finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"
The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to college and this is what she came home with!"

Daily Thoughts

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
~ Anna Freud

They do not love who do not show their love.
~ William Shakespeare

We must constantly build dykes of courage to hold back the flood of fear.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.


Today's Cartoon



Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Accidental Meeting
Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning and right away, I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me, he used really bad language and he even threatened me!"
"How did you meet this fellow?" John asked, very concerned.
Jill said, "Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car."

Monthly Wallpaper


February Wallpaper Is Ready!
It's that time again - time to dress up your monitor with some brand spankin' new wallpaper!
Sandhill Crane In Flight
I have to admit – I have a love / hate relationship with photographing sandhill cranes in flight. On one hand, I love getting cool on-the-wing photos like the one above, but on the other hand – WOW – a single morning of good shooting can produce..(More)
Sable Falls In Winter
Every now and then it happens. You get a good snowfall before the water freezes. It doesn't happen every year – heck sometimes it's two or three years between windows, but WOW – when it hits, it's sweeeeeeeetttt! (More)
Cutest Chipmunk In Bryce Canyon
We discovered this little beggar at the top of a really long climb up from the bottom of Bryce Canyon, UT. I spotted him first and figured as we got closer he'd dart off and that would be that. Ahh, but he was tame – or hungry – or something….. (More)
It can all be found here, 100% free:
http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/
~ Steve

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