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TODAY'S LAUGH

Makes Sense

You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But three times my wife didn't like the color."

DAILY THOUGHTS

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender."
~Mary Lorraine Buckley

"Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it."
~Lady Duff-Gordon

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends."
~Benjamin Franklin

TODAY'CARTOON