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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

todays thought,todays laugh




Today's Joke
Management Training
A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on those decisions.
"For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have left on the log?"
The answers from the group were unanimous, "Two."
"Wrong," replied the speaker. "There would still be five, because there is a difference between deciding to jump and jumping."
Daily Thoughts
When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and sometimes fail. But you only fail if you give up.
~J. Peterman
Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little.
~Unknown
It's easier to share our cynicism with strangers than our dreams with friends.
~Dana Meadows
Today's Cartoon

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